Seriously, wtf...
Actually, I know 'wtf' is up; I'm a lazy son of a bitch, and despite knowing such information while having multitudes of endeavors I wish to persue, I'm too unwilling to give up or even limit myself when it comes to playing on the god damn XBox 360.
Ted Binion once said to Steve Wynn (two Vegas casino kingpins, just in cause you didn't know); "Give a gambler a reason to gamble, and he will always thank you for it." Well, Microsoft kinda did that when they made the 360 by adding the Gamerscore system. Every game for the 360 come with a list of achievements that when unlocked add points to a lifetime score, in essence giving video games a whole new level of worthless, yet one is still oh so addictive.
Add a guy like me to that equation, and it's a reciepe for disaster, considering that you could lock me in a dark room with absolutely NOTHING to do, and I can entertain myself by just THINKING... without ever even thinking to touch my dick unless it needed adjusting. Give me something with an quick, effortless, and easy payoff (i.e videogames, tv, listening to talk radio for eight hours straight, etc.); and even if that "payoff" is completely worthless, I'm hooked.
To prove my point, consider this; if I unlocked every achievement for every game in my possesion compatable with the 360, my gamerscore would be 6450; currently, my gamerscore is 5125, so that's not that far off. Added to that, I'm what's know as an "achievement whore," meaning I try to unlock every achievement I can when I play a game, if not all of them. But you don't need the promise of useless points to reel me in; I've already gotten all the achievements for Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4, and yet I still play those games more than any other, 'cause in CoD4, there are loads of weapons and features for them to unlock, and Hell; both games are hella fun.
But it's still all completely worthless; and the longer I waste my life, the more a fleeting glimsp it becomes.
Anyway, I have other things going on, though given my unwillingness to discipline myself, the important things tend to go astray; given all the discouragement, it's been almost a month since I even bothered to hunt for a job, given the fact that the only thing (and I'm being serious; the
ONLY thing) that matters when it comes to finding work is who knows you, and those assholes running the House of Representatives who are trying to engineer a recession just to make Bush look even worse and advance their own quest for limitless power doesn't help me out any, either. So, I'm just going to do what Brian did and see if I can get a Bishop's recommendation to work at Deseret Industries (the Mormon version of Good Will), because God knows no one wants me anywhere else. (Fuck; Wal-Mart would frankly rather hire retarded people... and that's
not an exaggeration...)
I've strarted swimming again, because I'm over forty pounds overweightm and if my man-boobs get any bigger, I'm giong to have to start wearing a bra. Feels good to get out, though it'd be
waAay more productive if I wasn't doing it only every other day, and if I could do it more vigorously... and Survivor night's "Rat Burgers" probably aren't helping the cause, either.
Been al least a week since I picked up my guitar with the intention of playing it, given that I keep losing the sheets I've been writing the major scales on, and I can't go to wikipedia to look them up and write them down again since dad's either slowly selling away his soul on eBay or I'm wasting my life playing Call of Duty 4; trying to unlock the Golden AK-47.
And finally, in interests of progressive release, I've forgone the idea of releasing 'GRUNTBALL' as some massive Deviation and instead decided to release it in pages like a mini-comic. Given the changes in the production line-up, I've finished the line-art for page one and have begun the coloring process... and only a year behind schedual, too.
Sorry, Tara.

Devious Comments
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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Work Hard, Play Hard & Draw with style
And that, is why Grunts are awesome; you just can't do this with other video game characters... at least not as well.
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
*blatantly plans to make a life sized one*
Oooh...what a life long dream....
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XxLydxX
LiveJournal - [link]
( DAMN YOU ~Revenant666 )
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Move out of my way or i'll BUM YOU INTO NEXT WEEK RAAHAAG
I WILL DESTROY ALL EMO'S
I'm Duff killigan in the deviantART Kim Possible Crew!
Okay, yeah, I know; thats not funny... unfortunitly, doesn't make it any less true.
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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I swear, I think that George Bush is going to bring freedom to the Iraqy people. . . . if he has to kill every last one of them.
XD I think Grunts are cute...XD
( Especially pink ones....)
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XxLydxX
LiveJournal - [link]
( DAMN YOU ~Revenant666 )
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My Sheezy Art: [link]
GamerTag - CommanderNilut
LiveJournal= [link]
Steam~AlmightyAnze
Clubs I currently own: [link]
Forum for elites: [link]
-JUUL
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'ALLO! HOW'S YER TROUSERS?!?!?!?!
oh, it's a plz account.
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Time Flies Like The Wind; Fruit Flies Like Bananas.
BTW, how do you get that emoticon?
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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My Sheezy Art: [link]
GamerTag - CommanderNilut
LiveJournal= [link]
Steam~AlmightyAnze
Clubs I currently own: [link]
Forum for elites: [link]
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Meow
Everywhere has it's upsides and downsides.
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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Time Flies Like The Wind; Fruit Flies Like Bananas.
A misserable and lonely little condomidian on the west side of Las Vegas
You should be so glad to stay there! There's so much to do... We can trade if you want! It's -30° Celsius here and there's a feet of snow on my car
I'd drive 42 hours to get to Las Vegas if I could.
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Meow
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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Work Hard, Play Hard & Draw with style
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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No more anger. No more sadness. No more envy.
I am the fate you must abide.
Protect. Infect. Reject.
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Gamertag: BlacFyre
Oh, and speaking of Halo, you can see all of my Halo 3 Live exploits over at Bungie.net by typing in my gamertag, Da Master 012, in the people finder. (I even left a little something for you there, too.)
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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"Arbiter, tell me a story...."
ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!!
[link]
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